By Patrick Hawthorne “Extra…Extra….Read all about it. Sheep arrested in unprovoked slaying of wolf; Shepherd fined for violating dangerous sheep statute!” Warning: The following post contains tongue in cheek humor with a purpose. Turn away if your religiosity makes you…
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Faithful servants never retire. You can retire from your career, but you will never retire from serving God. – Rick Warren
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Sheep Arrested in Unprovoked Slaying of Wolf; Shepherd Fined for Violating Dangerous Sheep Statute!
Tagged with: Almighty God, apologetics, Christianity, church, Jesus, life, offense, prayer
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Posted in Christian, teaching
Who Called the Bible Police??
By Patrick Hawthorne This particular post is quite far from what I normally write. Yet, at the same time, it is right up my alley. Actually, this topic has been on my heart for quite awhile. It was, however, given new…
I’m OFFENDED!
By Patrick Hawthorne Ok, I’m not really offended. I’m just spouting a popular tag line that has permeated pretty much everything. “I’m offended by that.” “By what?” “By your lack of offense in my offense. You are a beast of…
Tagged with: Almighty God, apologetics, Bible, Christianity, Holy Spirit, Jesus, life, offense, prayer
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Posted in Christian, teaching
Sunday Morning Message on Offense
By Patrick Hawthorne I had the privilege of preaching my first ever Sunday morning message through an invite by Pastor James Boulton Victory Temple in Texarkana Arkansas. Thanks Pastor James Boulton for your hospitality. You have an awesome congregation.
Tagged with: Almighty God, Bible, Christianity, church, Holy Spirit, Jesus, life, offense, prayer
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Posted in Christian, Live, teaching
Round and Round Deception Goes…
By Patrick Hawthorne 21 Not everyone that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. 22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord,…
Tagged with: apologetics, church, deception, God, Holy Spirit, Jesus, offense, prayer
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Posted in Christian, teaching
Beware Lest Your Offense Makes You Look Like a Total Moron – Part 3
By Patrick Hawthorne 10 And then many will be offended, will betray one another, and will hate one another. 11 Then many false prophets will rise up and deceive many. 12 And because lawlessness will abound, the love of many will grow cold. 13 But he who endures to the…
Tagged with: Almighty God, Christianity, church, forgiveness, Holy Spirit, Jesus, offense, prayer
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Posted in Christian, teaching, writing
Beware Lest Your Offense Makes You Look Like a Total Moron – Part 2
By Patrick Hawthorne Offense: Synonyms: Annoyance, anger, resentment, indignation, irritation, exasperation, wrath, displeasure… Use in a sentence: John, given over to the appearance of a moronic dunder-head, spit and spat his vexation while complaining to the world the manner in…
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Posted in Christian, teaching
Beware Lest Your Offense Makes You Look Like a Total Moron
By Patrick Hawthorne Moron – noun (From Google Search Engine) Informal – a stupid person. synonyms: fool, idiot, ass, blockhead, dunce, dolt, ignoramus, imbecile, cretin, dullard, simpleton, clod; More DUNDERHEAD! I wanted to shout out, “You dunderhead! Just shut up!” But alas, I could not because I was in a meeting between…
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Posted in Christian, teaching, writing
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